Modern Maths

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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work (Eqn 1)
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)

If Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)

If, Women – spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
>From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5

Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend

So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

>From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend

From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

And the Donkeys live happily ever after!